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Does anyone else find it weird that the End of Days is also just about the most Heero-Duo-est day of the calendar?  The only way it could be even more Heero-Duo is if it were in 2112 instead of 2012.  It'll be the middle of the Christmas fic-ing season, but I kind of think people need to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime event to write some good Heero/Duo End-of-Days fic.  Zombie apocalypse, omg don't want to die a virgin, epic battle between good and evil, dangit we're still here? i knew i shouldn't have sent that letter to Une... whatever.

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jak_frostty From: jak_frostty Date: June 2nd, 2012 06:44 am (UTC) (Link)
Haha! That's a great idea!
turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 3rd, 2012 03:26 am (UTC) (Link)
As long as someone else does it! ^o^
mildlunacy From: mildlunacy Date: June 2nd, 2012 09:40 am (UTC) (Link)
I love the idea of zombies-- in space!

But, well, to be afraid of dying a virgin, one of them would have to be afraid to die. It'd just be too embarrassing to admit (the fear part) to get to the virgin part-- and once Duo (of course, it has to be Duo... Heero probably rather -would- die) admitted it, Heero would probably either ignore him or shrug and then ignore him.


...Well, this is why I don't write 1x2 fic and read yours instead. ^^
turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 3rd, 2012 03:34 am (UTC) (Link)
Aren't space zombies basically just... reavers?  Either way, I have to think that facing the zombie apocalypse in a Gundam just wouldn't be very intimidating.

They don't have to be afraid of dying a virgin.  They can just not want to.  Like Duo lamenting how lame it is to die of suffocation.  Neither being things uttered in all seriousness.  I could see Duo undertaking the task of not dying a virgin -- and not letting his best bud die a virgin -- all in good fun. ^_^
sharona1x2 From: sharona1x2 Date: June 2nd, 2012 10:17 am (UTC) (Link)
i knew i shouldn't have sent that letter to Une...

I want to read a fic based on that. It would be so much fun!

At least if 12/21/12 is the end of days, I'll likely be reading a Heero/Duo story when it happens. I'll go out with a smile on my face. :-)
turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 3rd, 2012 03:37 am (UTC) (Link)
The only problem with the 'I knew I shouldn't have sent that letter to Une' scenario is... I can't see Duo waiting only for the End of Days.  He seems a likely candidate to do it for all kinds of reasons. ^^'
salmastryon From: salmastryon Date: June 2nd, 2012 01:13 pm (UTC) (Link)
ha ha
turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 3rd, 2012 03:41 am (UTC) (Link)
I get all giggly whenever I see 12/21/12. ^^'
lavendarlizard From: lavendarlizard Date: June 2nd, 2012 03:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
Heh. Hehhehheh... Bwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!!!

Just picturing Une trying to eat Heero's brain and Duo firing up a chainsaw...

"Schedule me for execution, bitch! HA!"

Forgive me; it's been one of those months. ^_____^

turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 3rd, 2012 03:58 am (UTC) (Link)
Hm.  In AC300, someone will write a book entitled Relena Peacecraft: Vampire Hunter...
lavendarlizard From: lavendarlizard Date: June 3rd, 2012 05:26 am (UTC) (Link)

What would the cover art look like, I wonder? Severe suit of chain mail or half-naked spandex? ^____^

Hm... Lollypop Chainsaw, maybe? O.O

turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 3rd, 2012 05:30 am (UTC) (Link)
It'll be the future, when everything is distorted... so she'd have to be wearing something that was a variation on her official Sanq uniform, perhaps, or else her Queen of the World dress. ^^' Not sure what kind of weapon she'd be wielding... a silver pistol, reminiscent of the one she shot Lady Une's rose off with?

Then again, this will be after she's lived her entire life.  Maybe she'll do something more emblematic a few years down the line that we can leverage. ^o^
lavendarlizard From: lavendarlizard Date: June 3rd, 2012 05:41 am (UTC) (Link)

It wouldn't take much to 'redesign' that school thing she wore for a while. Hack a few feet off the skirt, rip out the jacket's sleeves and the collar and leave the top few buttons unbuttoned... ^___^ Or maybe steampunk would be in fashion again. The auto museum in Balboa has a steampunk exhibit this summer. ^____^

turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 3rd, 2012 05:57 am (UTC) (Link)
Hmm, well, that would either make it more campy, or more shoujo-anime-y.... I'm still in favor of the Sanq uniform, though.  It could look pretty badass.  Especially if she got her five 'knight' companions in uniform to help her out in her hunting... *_*

Though I suppose the blood would be hard to get out.  Oh wait, vampires don't have blood, I don't think.  Problem solved.  But this is the future... maybe someone could design a black version of the uniform.  The better for skulking in the night.
lavendarlizard From: lavendarlizard Date: June 3rd, 2012 04:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

All black? Pants, boots and jacket with a tiny little doohicky somewhere in pink - her symbol. ^___^ And her knights in black with their own little doohicky colors.

Why am I picturing Duo juggling live grenades? O_o

turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 4th, 2012 01:32 am (UTC) (Link)
Well, the all black thing sort of evokes Blade's trench coat... She can have a cravat. Maybe the vamps would appreciate her sense of old-world style.

And Duo can have silver frag grenades.

They might need more sensible shoes, though.
lavendarlizard From: lavendarlizard Date: June 4th, 2012 05:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Hm... Maybe something like packer's boots, with traction soles. Relena would wear the knee-high style and the guys would wear the more practical mid-calf. ^____^

I like the cravat. Would the guys have cravats, or would that be too twee? O_^

turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 4th, 2012 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
The cravat could be engineered to hide a weapon, I'm sure.  Or even BE a weapon.
lavendarlizard From: lavendarlizard Date: June 4th, 2012 10:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Some kind of knife-edged cloth? Snap the cravat like a gym towel and take the vampire's head off. *snerk!*

ramenkuri From: ramenkuri Date: June 4th, 2012 06:55 am (UTC) (Link)
ooh, I hope people take advantage of the date (@_@)
turnippatch From: turnippatch Date: June 4th, 2012 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I know!  I can't figure out if the Mayans chose the date to honor the boys, or to imply that them getting together would somehow be the end of the world. ^o^

...I'm suddenly imagining the boys accidentally CAUSING the End-of-Days. ^o^ I dunno, having sex in a completely inappropriate place and time and accidentally hitting a big red button or something. ^^'
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